rachelle cochran

completely legal, plant-inspired vibe shifters that give you a gentle body buzz and elevated mood (you will LAUGH A LOT), aka how to feel mildly magical on a random tuesday. however, you might accidentally start a conversation with your wall.

a discreet little lifehack to feeling floaty and wildly amused on a random wednesday afternoon. no calories, zero booze, and zero existential dread tomorrow morning. just squeeze a dropper into whatever you’re drinking and let the quiet euphoria wash over you.

bougie, zero-proof botanical spirit crafted in england. zero sugar, natural herbs, and crisp spearmint designed to elevate your tonic or tea without a single drop of alcohol. pure ritual, immaculate vibes, zero hangover.

basically, a delicious little shortcut to keeping your sanity intact without having to commit to a full-blown conversation with the universe.

sparkling grapefruit sanity in a can. 20mg cbd meets 10mg cbg for total body rejuvenation, mental clarity, and zero hangover. just crack it open and feel your stress evaporate into thin air.

a vibrant, spicy-citrus zero-proof spirit that looks and tastes like a $22 cocktail without the next-day emotional regret. infused with ginger and lemongrass straight out of a 17th-century herbal playbook. my fav way to survive a night out without waking up hating your life choices

a tasty little emotional reset button for when existing is feeling a bit too loud. vegan, clean, and perfectly balanced so you feel mildly magical and deeply chill instead of glued to the floor questioning your life choices. strawberry, watermelon, and lemon-flavored sanity. yum.

pure raspberry peace disguised as candy. packed with 25mg of broad-spectrum cbd per gummy to quiet the 47 open tabs in your brain and melt the tension right out of your shoulders aka how to feel completely unbothered while the world burns around you.

the ultimate low-key social survival kit. pairs 15 snap-and-pour drink enhancers (5mg thc + 5mg cbd) with 30 micro-dose fruit gummies (2.5mg thc + 5mg cbd) so you can float through parties, dinners, or family events without a single drop of alcohol or next-day emotional panic. pure good vibes, zero heavy brain fog.

best pens for joke writing. quick-drying ink so late-night punchlines don't smudge across the page when you slam the notebook shut after killin' it onstage.

i recommend this book to every single person starting out. if your joke structure feels messy, this will fix it. it's a literal blueprint that teaches you how to script a solid one-liner in ten minutes flat.

the first one to see your jokes. thick enough pages that your ink won’t bleed through and a hard cover so you can actually write on your lap backstage.

these mics are everything. stop taping your sets using your phone’s internal microphone—it just captures ambient crowd noise and turns your punchlines into muffled garbage. this tiny coin-sized mic clips right to your collar, handles extreme volume spikes without clipping, and plugs straight into your phone so you get crisp, clear board-quality audio of your sets. plus, it’s tiny enough to look invisible on stage.

current bitlab goal. i don't own this yet because I'm a baller on a budget but the tech looks insane for stand-up. it automatically transcribes your sets and lets you know what jokes hit hardest, meaning you don't have to sit in your car manually typing out crowd work or accidental riffs from memory. plus, it makes your entire library of sets fully searchable by text and turns your stage tangents into clean joke outlines.